When a client won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, they defend themselves by jabbing the person in the eye with one of their 4 inch long acrylic nails.
Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?
Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.
Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prostipoke him right in the eye
Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.
Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prostipoke him right in the eye
by BennyBiscuit04 September 6, 2024
Get the Prostipoke mug.A girl who makes false accusations against a man. Be it him hitting her, him raping her, him sexually assaulting her, or something along the lines of that. Often for a malicious golddigging motive. Usually a big #metoo and #believeallwomen promoter. Potiphar wives are some of the most dangerous women out there due to their ability to manipulate police officers, judges, and ESPECIALLY the media with fake sob stories and no regrets for the men's lives who they screw over.
The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.
The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.
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(pro-TIH-thuh-sis)
noun
The deep, ideological thesis statement of your life that you declare before it fully happens. It doesn’t cause your life to unfold—it reveals the blueprint that everything else ends up following. A mix of prophecy, self-awareness, and spiritual alignment. It can either be intentional or unintentional, and in retrospect you will see it somehow summed up everything after it.
Not exactly a mission statement. Not exactly a vibe. A protithesis is your soul’s opening argument.
Origin:
From pro- (before) + thesis (a proposition). Modeled after “antithesis,” but instead of opposition, it’s origination.
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You’ve had a moment where you knew who you were and everything since has reflected it—even if you didn’t understand it all at the time.
noun
The deep, ideological thesis statement of your life that you declare before it fully happens. It doesn’t cause your life to unfold—it reveals the blueprint that everything else ends up following. A mix of prophecy, self-awareness, and spiritual alignment. It can either be intentional or unintentional, and in retrospect you will see it somehow summed up everything after it.
Not exactly a mission statement. Not exactly a vibe. A protithesis is your soul’s opening argument.
Origin:
From pro- (before) + thesis (a proposition). Modeled after “antithesis,” but instead of opposition, it’s origination.
Use if:
You’ve had a moment where you knew who you were and everything since has reflected it—even if you didn’t understand it all at the time.
"When he said, 'I was made to bring justice to silence,' I knew that was his protithesis—everything he did after that lined up."
"Her protithesis was clear by seventeen: to use fashion as a political weapon—and everything since has echoed that one revelation."
"Jesus's protithecal (pro-TIH-theh-kul) discussion in John 3 really sums up his whole ministry.
"Her protithesis was clear by seventeen: to use fashion as a political weapon—and everything since has echoed that one revelation."
"Jesus's protithecal (pro-TIH-theh-kul) discussion in John 3 really sums up his whole ministry.
by hollaMyWay April 26, 2025
Get the Protithesis mug.A very dense/colossal sized poo due to high protien/carb diets, common amidst power lifters.
Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.
Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.
by Maximus Penetratus November 5, 2025
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The interior of a living cell is made out of protoplasm, therefore humans or any animal for that matter is essentially a sack of protoplasm. This expression can be used to describe people in a demeaning manner.
Mrs Malasavage: "Hey! Elliot, did you finish your math homework for class?"
Elliot: "No, I'm sorry Mrs"
Mrs Malasavage: "Ugg... You lazy sack of protoplasm..."
Elliot: "No, I'm sorry Mrs"
Mrs Malasavage: "Ugg... You lazy sack of protoplasm..."
by cheflord December 28, 2013
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