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We did in private because it was so great, we might have done something illegal.
by Kris2_Mason October 24, 2009
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private

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.
SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.
by Mike Jones May 27, 2004
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Private School

Private School - Still has the same flaws as public ones, but is smaller.
by Walking Catfish October 3, 2016
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Pivoting Puck

You drive down the road with a giant slut. you and you're friend decide to have sex with her. As she is giving the driving road head. the passenger starts fucking her from behind. Go on some curvy roads to make that bitch pivot.
Eric- yo driving with that whore was awesome!
Shane- yeah! driving with sluts is sweet, especially when you do the pivoting puck!
by paul shane strong Eric and Wal November 10, 2010
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The SMIC Private School

International school in Shanghai notoriously known for being ghetto and small. Walls fall apart, desks and chairs are vandalized and destroyed by students, many facilities are third world, and lunch doesn't even qualify for fourth-world. Yet students still make the best out of it and have an awesome time. You can call each grade "one big happy family" since everybody knows each other and it's not as clique-y as most high schools are. But then again, people are split into the "fobby, chinese speaking people" and the "american, english speaking people"

Class of 2013 was the last athletic class of the school. Instead of basketball, volleyball, and all the other generally awesome sports, the classes of 2014 and beyond invest their time in ping pong, tag, and capture the flag

Students do not portray the typical stereotypes of average high schools. People can be dopplegangers of themselves; at one point they'll be a nerd and then afterschool they'll be one of the best players on a varsity team. While dating does happen, it’s rarer than a vegetarian lion. Racism runs rampant, though mainly cause of the 99.99% Asian population. With almost no white, black, brown, or (insert color) people, students are free to joke about other races at their leisure. On that note, pretty much everyone speaks fluent Chinese (except this freckled girl)

The school mascot is the shark. SMIC's awesome. Don't let anyone ever tell you different. Those people are just losers without school spirit.
There was this legendary asian guy who went to The SMIC Private School, who unfortunately had to leave after his freshman year.
by mr.awesomeperson November 30, 2010
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The Private Club

The Private Club is a non-profit social organization at Western Illinois University. The word has it their parties do not go unnoticed and the ragers they throw last for days. The active members of the organization are known for their ungodly alcohol tolerance as they trained their bodies to absorb nutrients from alcohol instead of food and water. Some believe that this unorthodox organization is only a legend, but other swear they have seen Snapchats of the parties and even attended some.
"The Private Club is a myth"
"I wish I were Private Club"
"I tried rushing TPC, but I was too weak, those guys are animals"
"Say goodbye to your loved ones, TPC is throwing a party tonight."
"://// </3 hee hee"
by wasternish December 13, 2017
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Private Ryan

When a male has anal or sexual intercourse so hard with a female that her guts pour out, resembling the wounded soldier in the movie "Saving Private Ryan".
Chris said to Marco, "Olivia is such a babe, I'm gunna' Private Ryan her!"
The wife came home eager for a Private Ryan.
by Why So Serious?... August 19, 2008
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