pipe me

fellatio

(imperative/verb)

Ray Donovan, HBO, 'New Birthday' episode (August 11, 2013).
Marvin.. to Bridget: "Pipe me!"

by gdl September 8, 2013

pipe dream

n : a fantastic but vain hope (from fantasies induced by the opium pipe);

' I have this dream about being the king of the universe.'

by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 7, 2005

Pipe it up

Turn up

We about to go to the strip club and pipe it up

by Young rich nation July 31, 2015

pepperoni pipedown

When you have a hard pepperoni and you give it to a girl she smack your dick til it gets red then she ducks it off until she says "Hey! Give me the fucking sauce"

Go buy a hard pepperoni and let's do a pepperoni pipedown

by Solomander2017 August 16, 2016

Rowdy Roddy Piper

The greatest bad guy in the history of Pro Wrestling
A man who will kick ass and chew bubble gum

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And i'm all out of bubble gum."-Rowdy Roddy Piper

by CKBruinfan September 30, 2015

Pipe stretcher

An imaginary tool used to haze beginning apprentices on construction sites, by telling them to retrieve this tool from some other part of the site. Each time the apprentice arrives at a new location, the workers, who know there is no such thing as a pipe stretcher, play along with the joke by saying something like "oh, you just missed it--they're using it up on the third floor, so you'll have to ask them." The apprentice is sent all around the job site for the entire work day, or until the apprentice figures out it is a joke.

I need you to go down to the south end and get that pipe stretcher back from the iron workers.

by Ewizobeth May 16, 2014

Pipe Dream

Not Neil Josten

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."

by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020