Pervert

what all 7th grade boys are

Taylor: Bryce is such a pervert

Bryce: So is ur mom in bed

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by JIMMY JOHNSON! April 28, 2009

urban pervert

a fagot author that spends too much time on this site. Don't get me wrong this site is great ... but man! get a life!

Hi I'm urban pervert i have fun making definitions like penis vagina and custard canon.

by General Asswipe February 3, 2007

Pervert

A word prudes use to describe the natural fact that men enjoy the way women look.

Heck, where would we be if men did not like the way women looked? That's right, extinct!!!

Did you see that guy looking at her ass, what a pervert.

by Concerned Citizen 100 March 22, 2009

Pervert

Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from doing something unusual. Definitions of "perverted" behavior vary depending on who's using the word. To a ninety-six-old-old grandma, tongue kissing may be see as perverted. To a twenty-one-year-old guy, smearing chocolate sauce all over his girlfriend's body and licking it off while she's tied up isn't.

One person's pervert may be another's kinky.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Urban Pervert

An author who is homophobic and likes corrective rape, and really just all kinds of not okay sexual harassment. Probably has never had a girlfriend. Or talked to a girl.

Hiiiii I am Urban Pervert I have no friends so I spend all my time masturbating or on urban dictionary yay for me and my insular, fucked-up lifestyle.

by Lezzzbefeminists December 28, 2010

pervert

Someone who seems to turn every conversation into something related to sex.
I.E. Shigure Sohma. Miroku. ....Blah blah blah...

Shigure: High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls~~~!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?

by Sakura The Pocky Goddess June 28, 2005

pervertical

pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.

Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?

Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.

Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Tommy- We're pervertical.

Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.

Tommy- So, did you fuck her?

Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.

Tommy- You're such a romantic.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009