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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election
by BeanSucc January 07, 2021
Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
by School is the worst October 25, 2022
Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.
by comofo February 02, 2020
by Anchorless May 25, 2017