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Parting the Red Sea

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.
Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!
by Red Professor Hulk October 16, 2018
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Parting the Red Sea

(Also see The Moses Effect) The act of creating space as a form of rejection by every woman on the dance floor. Being in a club and going into the dance floor to dance and you find yourself in a gaping hole of space between you and everyone else and they are not paying attention to you. A further way girls part is by switching positions with their guy dance partners as to be as far away from the Moses. This is the harshest form of rejection by women on the dance floor that is known at this time.
Man 1 - HAHA He's Parting The Red Sea!
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - Look at the space between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
Man 2 - Oh yeah, there's a lot of space there.
by aleams March 16, 2009
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Praying Monk

An empty beer can that has been squeezed in the middle, making the top of the can bow like the head of a monk in prayer.

When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
Police: Are those beer cans lined up on your dash board?
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.

Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
by CheekyChallenger April 29, 2010
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Pratting

The practice of filing false copyright claims when no justification to do so exist.
Team Skeptic was the victim of Pratting which YouTube reversed. Now the case is going to Judge Judy. Pratting has become popular among Flerfs who can't refute real scientific claims.
by Candlestick man August 2, 2019
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Pratigna

1.A hot and sweet girl
2.
you are such a pratigna
by tari gar October 28, 2019
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praying the rosary

the catholic version of saying that someone is going to have sex
leave them alone they’re praying the rosary
by deeznuts1414 July 20, 2021
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Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019
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