Water Practice

A cover name for the act of smearing bodily fluids all over one's face. This act most commonly occurs directly after a dirty movie or an intense workout.

Brock: "I'm ready for some water practice. It gives me such an overwhelming sense of fulfilment."

by jello_man April 15, 2009

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Target Practice

You're banging a girl and right before you blow, you push her out the window. Try to hit her on the way down...Target Practice!!

I had this sloot over last night in the penthouse...shit got boring so we did a little target practice!

by jonesy April 8, 2005

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Choir practice

Slang for a woman going to see a man named singer for sex

Jb fully just went to choir practice i saw her sneak out

by CEO of choir practice May 20, 2011

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This is the person you first married. They are whom you practice the act of marriage with. You may or may not get it right and move to another spouse. This applies to all genders and intermingling of genders and not specific to the traditional male / female ideal of marriage.

This is my wife/husband, or as I refer to her/him my practice spouse.

In honor of my Practice Spouse Lorri H!

by SH21 March 12, 2020

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Target Practice

When the male shits on the females stomach then the female proceeds to crab walk around the room while you try to jizz on the shit hence the name target practice.

Hey Dave! My girlfriend and I doing Target Practice last night! I'm not very accurate so there's jizz everywhere in my room!

by TheWetOne June 14, 2016

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