Paranosis

A paranoid psychosis.
A supercharged experience usually induced as a random reaction to drugs, mental or emotional instability or a combination thereof.

Fuck dude, put the gun down and get off the roof I told you only one 1 tablet or you'll have a paranosis.

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

paraneige

An umbrella that is used in the snow. This is very very wrong. People should never do this since umbrellas are evil.

Look at that woman with her paraneige in the blizzard.

by disco_stu911 September 8, 2011

parantention seeker

when a friend makes reference to something you've done, just so you bring up the fact that they are much more talented than you at that thing.

A- "that's a great photo man, what camera did you use?"
S- "man, you're just saying that so I can tell everyone about how you have a $2500 slr camera and got approached to be a photographer at someone's wedding because they saw one of your facebook albums and thought you were a professional. you are such a parantention seeker".

by Little Teddy Jarnts October 10, 2013

parandekar

Another name for the act of masturbation.

When I get home after a long days work, i love to pull out the hand lotion and give my self a good parandekar.
When i got home early one day, i caught my brother in the act of parandekar-ing his wanker.

by schlong boy November 4, 2013

parankaphobia

A fear of Booths.

I can't got to the restaurant as i have parankaphobia and i may piss my pants.

by TRICK88 July 22, 2014

paranormal ratchetivity

Taking ratchet behavior to a whole new level. Behavior so abnormal and inexplicable that you refer to it as paranormal.

Chand: A fight broke out in chico last night for no reason. Prav: Damn, that is some paranormal ratchetivity right there.

by BrownHulk April 14, 2014

Paranoiding

The act of making people paranoid

ex. when you try to break the blocks from under a person when they’re speedbridging in Minecraft

Stop paranoiding me

by MyerFire January 19, 2019