skank pouch

1. Another Word for Slut Bag
2. A Uterus
3. The best insult to throw someone off guard because nobody uses it.

1: Sally: Gosh Miranda you're such a Skank Pouch!
Miranda: Whatever you Twat Waffle!
2. I hate my period, I just wanna rip out my skank pouch!
3. Suzie: I can't believe you slept with him! You.... SKANK POUCH!
Molly: Well... what? ...oh crap i'm so caught off guard, nobody has ever called me that before.

by theatregeek517 August 28, 2009

dank pouch

1) a small and usually hidden sack monks would wear to keep their gold or belongings inside.

2) scrotum; nut sack; testicle bag

3) weed bag

yo you got that dank pouch?

yea its 20 bucks my man

by d0pe June 9, 2009

Shit Pouch

Mainly used in the gaming industry as an insult, derived from the Dutch as "Stront Pouch" to blame or insult other players as a result of their actions during gameplay ie: squad players/ team mates or enemies in game chat.

Bob: "Jeffrey is going psycho! He's on another rampage again"

Ricardo: "Yeah he's a real shit pouch"

by The Welsh Guy January 10, 2017

brood pouch

a synonymous term for several commonly referenced parts of the human male's sex organs.

Jack Daniels has a steel brood pouch.

by krool May 21, 2011

Pouch Game

Game where you hide small objects in your foreskin and people have to figure out what's hidden by touching it.

Gargas went down to the Castro District with a marble in his foreskin to see if anyone wanted to play the pouch game.

by adalkurto July 31, 2009

palm pouch

When you are hitting your partner from the back and you cum in your hand and slap your partner and proceed to pound those cakes.

I gave my girlfriend a palm pouch last night.

by Pussywhisperer June 26, 2014

Stink Pouch

A place to store your weed

Dude I was talking to my teacher and that dankest smell was coming from my stink pouch

by Samuelthecreator February 16, 2012