play possum

verb
To fool someone into believing something that is not true. To fake.

Girl 1: I didn't want to talk to that triflin' ho, so I pretended I was asleep and she went away.
Girl 2: Nice! Way to play possum on her ass!

by LaStefondaniqua December 26, 2008

Snow Possum

A term used by the jogger community to reference hyperborean white people. Mostly in a derogatory attempt, but it has no sting since Europeans don't have deep seated inferiority complexes .

Tyquisha DaVontrius Nyquilantro: *smacks lips* da snow possums be opressin me. We wuz da original kangs of egypt we built them pyramids n sheit.
Matt: Ok.

by kangsofegypt February 10, 2022

postus locki morti

The act of posting a reply whilst a moderator is dropping the lock bomb on the thread in question.

Writing up a long reply to a post on an internet message board only to see the dreaded "Thread locked by a moderator"

by Og II December 28, 2004

Possum box

Another euphemism for vagina. Sometimes they play dead, sometimes they may smell like they are!

Your possum box is so cute and furry.

by Slick Nickle February 8, 2010

possum belly queen

A girl on a carnival that screws a different guy on the carnival every other day. In other words a whore.
The meaning also applies to circuses too.

Cindy is the possum belly queen of the show.

by AlterEgo June 2, 2013

posturbate

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.

You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.

by jigganut January 2, 2015

a masturbating possum

When you walk in on your brother who is jacking off and the brother plays possum as soon as you open the door.

Fillup a masturbating possum

by itsmeNiggy December 27, 2009