Puppy Shooter

One who shoots puppies.

That guy looks like a puppy shooter.

by Rockin Baboon July 6, 2010

puppy sex

sex between two persons, both in the pre-puberty stage, without ejaculation and hence orgasm.

Is puppy sex real sex?

by uttam maharjan August 14, 2010

Poppa Smurf

To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!

"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"

by Chip Foster September 18, 2006

Poopy sniff

Someone who thinks they are always right even when provided with direct facts.

"She is such a Poopy sniff"

by Schumann21 October 3, 2016

Puppy syndrome

When you make out with someone in a club, and they don't fucking leave you alone all fucking night. They follow you around, everywhere, with puppy eyes, expecting to kinda fucking marry you.

Hey girl, I just kissed you, I'ma follow you around, holding your hand and all, cuz they have fuckin puppy syndrome.

by Davidgman August 7, 2017

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 12, 2003

puppy stuff

Euphemism for the goo that collects in the corner of one's eye, esp. after sleeping.

by zooa November 3, 2003