Pookins

leftover napkins that you store in your glovebox so you can shit on the side of the road and not in your pants.

yo that BK wants out...we got any pookins so i dont shit all over the truck?

by Mr Adam Ambrosoli April 16, 2011

roughin the pookie

When one is vigorously smashin the clatch (I.E. The poonani) One is indeed roughin' the pookie

Benny: Hey man, you didn't call me back last night. What were you up to?
George: Thousand apologies dude. I was with Martha last night. We got drunk off white wine and I was totally roughin the pookie!
Benny: Hell yeah man! Smashin' that clatch!

by Bod the donk donk danger February 25, 2014

Polok

People who incorrectly spell Polack

Both the other definition submitters

by kid June 19, 2003

Pooka

a miscehvious spirit in the folk tale of the Irish

Damn man, I got high last night and saw a POOKA!!!!

by Whatever doc September 1, 2003

Pook

A severe case of poot.

That pook almost blew my O-ring!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 7, 2002

pook

A mangy rat-like creature. It has large grasping jaws with many incisors. It's said in ancient Podian historical records that the Pooks manifest into this form by combining human blood with the corpses of nutria that have drowned in the East Ganges River. It measures anywhere from 14 to 28" in length. One body will often multiply into 3 or more smaller beings, thus making it hard to determine a standard size. They feed on any living thing that can be heard, and have a very hard time using other senses.

As Harshul was collecting his river bells to journey home, he was suddenly torn into pieces by a gaggle of pooks.

by jerohme spye November 4, 2006

pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007