Porcelain Pounder

The act of intercourse with a girl while she is throwing up in a toilet from being too intoxicated.

She was trying to sober up by throwing up a gallon of zima, so I helped her out with a quick porcelain pounder.

by IUPBSN October 4, 2011

Porcelain Pwn'n

Act of blowing up your toilet. Probably after eating spicy ass Thai food.

I need more toilet paper for all this porcelain pwn'n!

by joemammy September 3, 2016

porcelain porridge

You have just finished the leftover Chinese take out that you found sticky in the fridge a week later. Approximately 30 min. after guzzling down some stale rice and slimy nuggets of some sort of chicken/cat you start to feel your poor dining decision crawling through your lower bowels ready to be birthed. You awkwardly waddle off the couch with your hand grasped both cheeks together as you desperately search for an open bathroom that doesn't contain your roommate in the middle of a pube shaving frenzy. when you reach the bathroom on the second floor you pull down your pants, turn, and roost all at the same time with the swiftness of a naked Olympic athlete. When you finish laying your egg, out of curiosity, you hoist your balls out of the way and peer down into the toilet. The shit that you have just made has the color and consistency of the Quaker instant in your cupboard. As you sit there amused with your hand on your junk admiring your work you remember that you are single and now

in no condition to mingle. You decide to rub one off and add a teaspoon of sugar syrup to the top of your porridge mound. As you sit in post wank depression you get the idea that this could be frozen and sold as modern art and is too good a sight not to share with someone. You whip out your phone and send a snap crap to most of your snapchat contacts. mission complete you whip and struggle your pants up as you flush and send Bernie (yes you've named it) out to sea.

shit, crap, dump, porcelain porridge

by zimplr November 1, 2016

porcelain jesus

Any toilet in which one part takes in excretion.

Ex.

To shit or piss
To throw up

Fuck , did you see Rihanna sucking Charlie Sheens cock on the porcelain jesus? Dude got a blumpkin! LEGENDARY!

by PattyCakes May 3, 2018

poocloud

When you have the Shits in a big way but you know you're going to be losing some of that holiday weight in the process. (Closely linked to 'every cloud has a silver lining'.)

"I'm not feeling great today, but you know, every poocloud"

by Ess.Ess.Gee June 14, 2018

porcelain penis

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

by stubely boobely November 4, 2019

Porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge involving grinding up fine china into a powder and snorting it like cocaine.

1: Hey bro have you heard about the porcelain challenge?
2: oh yeah, we should try it!
1: I'll get a teacup

by iswearidohaveaname October 3, 2022