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The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.
The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.
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Get the vegan penis mug.It is a debilitating condition that affects some of the population. If your penis tastes sour then you have the sour penis syndrome. Most people with the sour penis syndrome do not realise it, but subconciously are extra grouchy because they know nobody will suck such a sour penis. Do not try to suck a penis of someone with sour penis syndronem, it is very sour and you will regret it for days. You cannot cure the sour penis syndrome but some topical treatment with sweet condiments may temporarily allow others to suck on the sour penis without too much hassle, a few seconds at a time. It is not recommended to do this often with the same partner because they can get fat from all the sugar.
- Jeez, Fred's really bein a dick to me today
- Take it easy on him, he has the sour penis syndrome
- Aww man, that's horrible
- Shit, the doc's saying I've got the sour penis syndrome
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Person #1: "I'm looking for numbers for the Lottery since I'm really wanting to win, but I'm not sure whether to pick QuickPick or just choose random numbers on the paper."
Person #2: "It's obviously not going to win you anything if you try that approach, and it's important to go with trying to look at the numbers statistically with the past drawings, including making a detailed graph about when each number has been last drawn and how many times they have been drawn, and interpreting the data from there."
Person #1: "Oh my God, how are you this smart?"
Person #2: "I'm just using the big penis approach."
Person #2: "It's obviously not going to win you anything if you try that approach, and it's important to go with trying to look at the numbers statistically with the past drawings, including making a detailed graph about when each number has been last drawn and how many times they have been drawn, and interpreting the data from there."
Person #1: "Oh my God, how are you this smart?"
Person #2: "I'm just using the big penis approach."
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