Xbox vs Playstation

Xbox and Playstation two consoles, they met at a bar, had alot of common likes, and then Xbox realized Playstation was a homo.

Xbox vs Playstation
Xbox-Oh, Hey PSN hows the wife and kids?
Playstation-What?? Wife?? I'm married too Bill and we have an adopted korean.

by Millimeters-XBL gamertag January 13, 2011

playstation 3

George Foreman grill with benefits.

Mom: "Josiah, cook me up some of them burgers on the Foreman."
Josiah: "But mother, all we have is a Playstation 3."
Mom: "I know."

by BWallenstein April 21, 2008

Playstation

The system that started the decline in quality among video games. This was done by marketing games to the hip hop generation and people who used to pick on gamers in gym class, instead of people who actually have interest in video games.
Originally, the Playstation was designed as a disc drive for the Super Nintendo.

The Playstation ruined gaming by making it 'ghetto' and 'hip hop'.

by Rusty Shackelfurd September 7, 2005

Playstation 3

An overpriced videogame console that steals many aspects from both the Xbox 360 and the Wii. It's controllers also strangely resemble a double ended dildo.

Playstation 3 Creators wondered why more than %80 of their purchasers were single old fat ladies, and gay men. They then realized this was because their controllers could be used as dildos.

by R. Jevon January 22, 2007

Playstation Underground

Playstation Underground, or PSU is an online community where gamers can disscus Playstation and other things. The 2 most populare boards on PSU are the off topic, and the PSP. all the noobs go to the PSP board, where as more 1337 people post in the off topic (like famous PSU memeber, B-A-M.)

It's not uncomon on Playstation Underground (PSU) for people to praise B-A-M for being so super 1337. Infact, just the other day Patriot and PSX_Cheatser made a thread stating how much they wished they were B-A-M. and pxgamer was jelouse.

by B-A-M October 17, 2006

Playstation 3

The plastation 3 is the most unsuccessful games console in the playstation franchise. Its lack of good games combined with its poor design are key factors in why it has been outshone by the xbox 360 and Nintendo wii. Some games experts are even suspicious that it is just an upgrade of the plasation 2 with a blu-ray player and bigger hard drive. The online aspect of it is also poor due to the bad lag and lack of English speaking players. The reward system for the playstation has also been condemned as a copy of the xbox's highly successful "achievement" reward system. All these factors contribute to why the playstation 3 has not sold well and is referred to as the shantytown of houses.

Xbox user 1: what are you going to do when you get home?

Xbox user 2: I’m going to play some gears on my badass 360

Playstation user 1: what are you going to do when you get home?

Playstation user 2: I’m going to trade in my playstation 3 for an xbox.

by Arnold Antinagor April 15, 2009

playstation 3

System currently (probably) on/off the works. It will probably have more standard computer similarities such as a high GB harddrive with purchase, etc.

I submit advanced cd-r/w capabilities with this installment of the PS line.

by LarstaiT December 28, 2003