Sex Poisoned

The state of being convinced after intimacy that you have romantic interest in someone you objectively do not.

I accepted his marriage proposal because I was sex poisoned

by OmiWan_10 February 10, 2020

Poison Divey

When you have poison oak on yo dick and you allow her to unknowingly give you head!

Claire committed the act of poison divey on Marco!

by Doctor Gloss September 12, 2020

Tumblr poisoned

Antonym to irony poisoning.

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of subcultural bias or programming, and nothing through observation. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take a joke coming from others due to preconceived notion they can't be joking.

Person 1: Have you seen X?
Person 2: That's for Nazis!
Person 1: No, it's not. You're just Tumblr poisoned.

by ParadiseHotel51 September 1, 2022

Poison Ban

Type of ban issued on websites/games, where any account that's linked to banned IP adress, is instantly banned upon creation

This man was poison banned on this site, when he tries to create new account, it gets banned right after creation.

by Grewtanker November 11, 2021

delicious poisoning

aka alcohal poisoning...first discovered on a friday practice in the gym and hermes and dean were talking about beer pong....and then dean said somthing about you not wanting to get alcohal poisoning...and vida says, Its not called alcohal poisoning.....its called delicios poisoning...yessss...the day vida didnt take his add medicine

Dean:dude, we gotta get mad delicious poisoning 2night.
Hermes: yeah dude, i wanna get fucked up.

by Dean The Machine October 23, 2005

charisma poisoning

the overwhelming feeling that you get when you meet or recently meet someone who is very charismatic. something about them has sticked with you, probably for a very long time, until you see them again. Being around them makes you contemplate things you have previously done and what you can do about it, for better or for worse. Your feelings about this person permeate throughout your everyday activities and if left uncontrolled may consume you entirely, as poisoning would.

Meeting someone that as the power to give you charisma poisoning gives you a warm tingly feeling whenever you think about them, and you will think less of yourself if you disappoint them.

by t511b April 8, 2011

Poison apple

When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it

I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience

by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013