by World Domination February 24, 2005
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Poems can be sad
This is an original poem that I wrote myself
Enjoy😊😊
I still like you
Even though you don't like me
I still think that
You're my destiny
After all that has happened
When I stumble and fall
You still pick me up
After it all
You stopped talking to me
Because it doesn't feel right
And I get it
But I don't want to fight
Just remember I'll always like you
...Always
This is an original poem that I wrote myself
Enjoy😊😊
I still like you
Even though you don't like me
I still think that
You're my destiny
After all that has happened
When I stumble and fall
You still pick me up
After it all
You stopped talking to me
Because it doesn't feel right
And I get it
But I don't want to fight
Just remember I'll always like you
...Always
by SadPoems May 8, 2018
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The art of completely destroying your oppenent during an intense battle of 6 on 6 supremacy and stomping their ass in the dirt.
by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007
Get the Pokemon Ownage mug.It began in Japan. Some guy, known as Okirocho Danana wanted to come up with it. So he did. Pokemon Blue hit the shelves in January '94. It began simply enough- catch all 151 pokemon, train a team and get "Blue" laid. A standard team at L100 was usually along the lines of Caterpie/Mewtwo/Chansey/Shoe/Machoke and of course one of the starters- Zekrom or Ice Beam. Completing the game was simple, though many criticized Nintendo selling the GameShark separately as a cunning marketing ploy. Once one had Gamesharked all 152 pokemon, the chairman of pokemon would send 55 virgins to your home.
The next generation of pokemon came in the form of Pokemon Gold, and now 251 to catch. GameSharking became an arduous process. It was commonplace to find Gamesharkless players selling crack/doing homework for a trade.
Then came Pokemon Violet. To catch the rarer pokemon like furret and castform, one had to attend Nintendo rallies and pledge allegiance to Skeletor.
Finally Pokemon Black/White came, with the new feature of DreamWorld. Although a dangerous tactic, Nintendo had decided to link their DS system with SEGA DreamCast, because it was such a good machine that it deserved to be given another go. Players were able to transfer one of two characters- Shenmue or Sonic- to their DS cartridge in place of their pokemon, as Shenmue is a dangerous mofo, and Sonic is nihilistic and racist against the Dark type, therefore the game was won upon transfer.
The next generation of pokemon came in the form of Pokemon Gold, and now 251 to catch. GameSharking became an arduous process. It was commonplace to find Gamesharkless players selling crack/doing homework for a trade.
Then came Pokemon Violet. To catch the rarer pokemon like furret and castform, one had to attend Nintendo rallies and pledge allegiance to Skeletor.
Finally Pokemon Black/White came, with the new feature of DreamWorld. Although a dangerous tactic, Nintendo had decided to link their DS system with SEGA DreamCast, because it was such a good machine that it deserved to be given another go. Players were able to transfer one of two characters- Shenmue or Sonic- to their DS cartridge in place of their pokemon, as Shenmue is a dangerous mofo, and Sonic is nihilistic and racist against the Dark type, therefore the game was won upon transfer.
Pokemon Blue- A wild Caterpie appeared! Blue sent out Hitmonlee. Wild Caterpie used Flare Blitz! Its not very effective..... Blue's team was turned to dust....Blue blacked out like a pussy!
Pokemon Gold- Hi, would you like to go to rock tunnel? FUCK YOU, beat the elite four first!
Pokemon Pink- Vaporeon used Water Gun! Chansey's "soak all fucking attacks" made the move flaccid and useless.
Pokemon Black- Shenmue used generic martial arts stance. The foe's Dragonite shit itself!
Pokemon Gold- Hi, would you like to go to rock tunnel? FUCK YOU, beat the elite four first!
Pokemon Pink- Vaporeon used Water Gun! Chansey's "soak all fucking attacks" made the move flaccid and useless.
Pokemon Black- Shenmue used generic martial arts stance. The foe's Dragonite shit itself!
by Atticus Pinch October 12, 2011
Get the Pokemon mug.Impossibly large eyes that will appear during the event whereby a girl or guy see's a particularly large 'pocket monster' and is unwilling to proceed any further.
Lovely Lady: Heya smexy
Pokemon Master: Would you like to see my pocket monster?
(Whips out the pokemon)
Lovely Lady: That goes where???
Pokemon Master: Your pokemon eyes are beautiful
Pokemon Master: Would you like to see my pocket monster?
(Whips out the pokemon)
Lovely Lady: That goes where???
Pokemon Master: Your pokemon eyes are beautiful
by Lshmbdo April 3, 2010
Get the Pokemon Eyes mug.by hey-buddo July 16, 2016
Get the Pokémon Go fever mug.A portmanteau of Pokemon GO and mongoloid.
noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!
2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!
2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
by pokemang July 17, 2016
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