Polishing the bishop

To masturbate.

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I feel like polishing my bishop"

by Huppmoile October 22, 2003

polish bike ride

When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.

by Arlin Mayer November 16, 2005

Polish Cooler

A plastic bag one my use to carry any beer or liquid that a person might proceed to drink in the following night.

Connor: Fuck, why did we get rid of the case? now we have nothing to carry are beer in when we go out.

Babs: Don't worry, i got a polish cooler in the impala that we can use.

by apollotheapache November 2, 2010

Polish Bubble Juice

1. Polish Bubble Juice or PBJ, is a pink colored, bubbly drink from Poland. This drink dates back to the early 90's and was served at college fraternities as a part of some hazing procedures.

2. A drink (as described above), commonly drunk by healthcare workers working the late-night shift.

You: "Hey, Dr. Joober, is that PBJ you're drinking tonight?"

Dr. Joober: "yeah."

You: "Rad, dude. Polish Bubble Juice."

by Jagermeister550 January 6, 2011

Polish Hostage

During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.

Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.

Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!

Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.

by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021

Nipple Polishing

Nipple Polishing happens right after you get out of any source of water ( Bath, pool, sea, lake etc.) and you feel the cold/freezing air/wind, what makes your nipples become stiff and solid.

When I got out of the pool, the cold wind made my nipples polished. That was a great Nipple Polishing!!!

by Alex D.(evil) December 23, 2008

Undercarriage Polish

The act of licking/sucking the gooch.An act typically completed during a Blow Job.

Damn! That ho worked hard, she even gave me an Undercarriage Polish

by Mr.Chin May 18, 2011