pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure

" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "

by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008

Posey

Posey is the coolest person ever. She is far better than any Posie, Posy or Posiey. She is really good at feeding angsty teenage cows and shoveling shit. She is always smiling and happy to see her friends. She is really pretty and has a cool earring collection. Posey's are rare but very special :)

Wow, Posey is so cool, I wish I were friends with her.

by Official EEBC February 7, 2019

pooey pit

n. descriptive phrase for a wet anus

When my old lady gets cocked, she likes to get it in her pooey pit.

by do nuttin duttin April 18, 2008

Podejko

the best thing that could happen to you.

woah...a podejko just talked to me! :D

by smartyme123 September 5, 2011

Popeyeing of the forearm

a condition usually found in single men who spend so much time 'pleasing themselves in the Boy area' that their right arm over develops severely, like one of Popeye's arms...or a fiddler Crab

man: Doc, you got to help me, I can't get my shirt sleeve over my arm its so swollen.
Doc: I'm afraid young man that you have developed "Popeyeing of the forearm"
man:is it curable?
Doc: try not to wank your nutsack flat every night and shag someone instead, that'll sort it.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

poddyjew

(V) The act of continually scumming all those who surround you

Bernie Madoff poddyjewed his investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars.

by Noah(Co)Kane February 9, 2015

popeye

A man whom can fly, can run super fast, can run on water, is super strong, is bulletproof, is always fighting the bad guy, often saves the woman he's romantically linked too, and his powers are affected by something green.

No wait, that's superman
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

superman is a ripoff of popeye.

by AnonDoxy December 23, 2018