poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant
I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!
by rain coat June 24, 2022
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Poached

To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt
Whah fuck man I'm totally poached
by General ellesse November 20, 2021
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Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.
We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching
by SeansMinx February 29, 2020
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Complement Poach

When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.
Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"
by AskACapperDOTcom September 16, 2009
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa June 02, 2011
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long poaching

Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
Buddy was long poaching my girl last night the gutless Lil prick
by October 03, 2021
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Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.
by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021
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