Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

Poach Cripple

A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.

Jason: What's up poach cripple?

Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!

Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.

by daload November 14, 2023

Poach

A word used by Fancy Developers to sound smart when describing an agreement with a neighboring tenant.

Fancy Eric seems to think Wal-Mart will agree to a POACH Parking agreement

by 2XSecretProbation March 3, 2021

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

tattoo poaching

Gaining clients by meeting them at a tattoo parlor and undercutting their pricing as well.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024

poached james

A dance move where you jump into a bath of water and wiggle like the disgusting crocodile you are

Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare

by surelyiamblue February 16, 2020