poke test

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging boner, and you use it as a tool to determine if your girl is A.) awake and wants to please you. B.) asleep and wants to please you. or the most likely. C.) is now awake and has to pee.

I woke up with a huge hard on in the middle of the night, so I gave my bitch the poke test.

by Nuffer May 10, 2008

Pokimos

When a female's nipples are clearly and prominently visible through clothing.

Einhinder: What are those two erect bumps on the ladys shirt?

Ash Ketchum: Those right there my friend are pokimos

Raichu: POKIMOS FACTAH !

by Harry Chang January 12, 2009

poke the yolk

A phrase that means to engage in sexual intercourse with a virgin woman. When you have sex with her, you "poke her yolk." There are many variations of this phrase. For males, you can say "choke the yolk" or "stroke the yolk." And upon completion of the aforementioned activities, the "yolk is broke." Other words that rhyme with yolk that make for extremely entertaining sexual innuendos: stoke, toke, bloke, folk, and James Polk. This definition came into existence while three young men were eating breakfast at a small restaurant in Colorado on January 15th, 2010.

I was just finishing up my P.E. class when this girl decided to stroke my yolk. She asked me if I wanted to poke the yolk with her for a little while, but I just wanted my bloke choked and I declined. Unfortunately, though, I left before my yolk broke.

by Barbequed Yolk January 15, 2010

prison poker

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on

billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"

by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009

Pokemon Master Syndrome

Noun- The feeling of severe boredom, depression, or insanity acquired after completing a long-term goal. Often associated with investing hours in a Pokemon game, beating it, and not knowing what the hell to do next, but not limited to Pokemon.

I suffered from some serious Pokemon Master Syndrome after beating the Elite Four and getting all eight badges. I think im going to hang myself now.

After Football Season was over, I suffered with Pokemon Master Syndrome, spending mindless hours on Facebook and Youtube.

by SuperNoahZark April 21, 2011

pokedex 591

sus pokemon

pokedex 591:

player 1: Amoonguss

player 2: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by bignus May 5, 2021

Jesus Poker

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.

Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

Catholic Douce Bag

by Anti Saint September 22, 2009