When you have a lady flop her tits (the pancakes) on your knees, suck your dingaling (sausage) until you cum, and then she spits all the cum (syrup (or eggs if you’re trying to watch the calories)) on her tits and your dingaling. Licking the cum is not necessary, but strongly encouraged.
“Took that slut to Meade county and served that hoe a Payneville Pancake Platter at Abe’s Country Village”
by saltlifesailor69 September 22, 2025
Get the Payneville Pancake Plattermug. When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.
Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.
by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023
Get the Cincinnati Tuna Plattermug. by Drugalot March 10, 2023
Get the Dutch plattermug. When life serves up a selection of things that you can take or leave but offers something for everyone...
by Bodybeamdreams November 9, 2021
Get the Plattersmug. The best food ever created at subway, it is a easy way to get fat with your friends.
Step by step guide to have the best day ever
1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼
Step by step guide to have the best day ever
1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼
by Hi Inky September 16, 2019
Get the Cookie plattermug. When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
Get the mustard plattermug. an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
Get the crap plattermug.