Dracula's Soul Patch

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.

example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Carrot patch

Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.

Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.

Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!

Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.

Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!

by Jairo Presto August 25, 2010

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

plancha

Uruguayan urban tribe, connected with argentinian "cumbieros"

He looks like a Plancha

by cubodelnorte December 9, 2008

Plancha

Uruguayan version of a british chav or argentinian villero. They wear sports clothes, bleach their hair, mumble instead of properly speaking and love riding buses with their cellphones playing cumbia villera out loud so everyone can hear. Oftenly come from poor or working class backround, with some exceptions (just like wiggers).

"- Hey, I got my cellphone stolen last night"
"- How did that happen?"
"- A bunch of planchas appeared and kicked my ass for absolutely no reason".

by UruguayanBitch June 21, 2013

Patch

To temporarily ignore or leave out someone, usually due to a minor fall out. Can be done face to face, by text or msn.

Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her

Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...

by patching.master January 3, 2010

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011