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pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass
“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole
by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017
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Pitmunk

A mythical creature born of the forbidden love between a chipmunk and a pit bull. The legend started in the public housing projects of Dayton, Ohio. The pitmunk is the protector of all brave and worthy trap house soldiers and will only appear when called by a true OG. Because of its incredibly strong legs it attacks by leaping and biting its enemy in the crotch. Once the jaws of the pitmunk lock...your fun parts are damaged beyond repair.
Don’t make me call the pitmunk on your stupid ass.
by jnuttshell November 22, 2018
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Brett Pitman

The greatest footballer to ever exist. Hates gays, plays for Swindon town used to go to IIL.
Ur moms lover “My grandad is Brett Pitman
Ur dads lover “Well u just got Pitmaned”
by PPgamer May 3, 2021
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Pitman

A term for a gay man
That guys loves dick, what a Pitman
by Robbie Alooom January 7, 2006
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Pitman Farts

The various audio additions made by ex-Guns N' Roses keyboard player Chris Pitman, usually consisting of various bloops and bleeps and other such synth-ey sounds.
"I prefer the version of Prostitute without the Pitman Farts"
"The Pitman farts in the early version of Chinese Democracy are awesome!"
by Jw_224 August 26, 2021
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Pulling A Pitman

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.
Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022
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Jack Pitman

Totally awsome name for a british dude. Usually has a fondness for eyeliner and snowpants. Oft times is cheated on by gf with badass ryans.
Damn look at that kid in the snowpants deffinatley a Jack Pitman.
by R.D. Kelly June 4, 2009
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