Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

pirate's glory

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.

Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.

by Mascal July 15, 2010

Pirate's Dream

A girl with a sunken chest and a large booty.

Hey, did you see the new girl? How is her ass so big, yet her boobs so small?

Yeah, she's a real pirate's dream.

by Captain Brickbreak July 20, 2011

Pirate Macauley

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.

"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"

by Thorclealmighty March 6, 2013

pirates key

Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.

I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.

by GomezAdams29 April 8, 2016

Pissburg Pirate

The act of kicking someone in the shin and when they bend over to grab their leg, you piss in their eye.

The Grimm Rapper gave Killator a Pissburg Pirate after recording his verse.

by Slimerguy69 July 30, 2010

Friendship Pirate

Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.

Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.

by France Shippe Pierrade August 30, 2020