pie 

one who is crusty (said pie is usually older than the person using the word)

she was supposed to get here at 3. It's 5:30. what a pie.

pie by CLA01170810 October 6, 2010

Pie 

Gay, Lame, Whack, etc. Acting in a gay or lame manner. Sellin out.

That game was so pie. adj.
Your boy said he was gonna let me hold his xbox but he pied up. verb.

Pie by Juanito Alimaña April 17, 2009

pie 

A pie is someone who eats lots (normally junk)or a fat person
Came about when a study was released stating that some mince pies have a golfball of fat in them- you eat a lot of pies, you get fat. therefore eating mince pies was assioateed with being fat then fat with eating pies then being a pie!

"Whoa, look at all the food she's brought- what a pie!"

pie by small frie December 28, 2005

pie 

wot weeble nd bob like 2 say
the best food in the world
a fat mans treat

PIE!!!
who ate all the pies

pie by pie April 25, 2004

Pie 

The most random word in the history of the English language. One utterance of this word and you will be instantly funny and/or random. Bonus points if followed by "spork".

Person on train: ...PIE!!
Everyone else: HAHAHA! SHE SAID 'PIE'! HOW RANDOM!

Budd Dwyer: Please leave the room...
Reporter: Budd, listen to me! PIE! AND SPORK!
Budd Dwyer: HAHAHA! *Puts gun down*

Girl next to me: ...PIE SPORK!!
Me: EGG TACO ON THE FORCE OF A CHARRED BAGEL EXTRA COMFY ESOPHAGUS OF TOY STORY SAGA BEAN THE MOVIE NO ANTS ALLOWED
Girl: ...huh?

Pie by YouMad? September 23, 2010

PIE 

A WEAK PERSON, MALE OR FEMALE. A LAME BALL.

NAVITTA: DON CALLED ME, SAID HE WAS GONNA KICK SOME NIGGAS ASS AT THE CLUB TONIGHT. HE SO GANGSTA!

LESLIE: GURL PLEEEZZ, HE AINT GONNA DO NOTHIN'. THAT NIGGA A PIE, HE ALWAYS GETTIN' HIS ASS BEAT.

PIE by BLKBARBIE September 4, 2005

pie 

someone who has a round head and a flat face with squashed features on it

Dan is a pie

pie by Will January 15, 2004