Talking Philosophy

A method of seduction by which Adam Powell will single out an attractive lady, discuss Philosophy with her until everyone falls asleep, and then fornicate with her. The term 'talking philosophy' is then substituted for the actual act of intercourse.

-Hey what happened with that girl last night?

-Nothing

-I heard you guys talking philosophy

-Yeah...

by TheMacLennan March 24, 2009

Porch philosophy

Philosophical ideas or explanations that you make off the fly without any research (usually while impaired), as in when your drinking on the porch.

PERSON 1: I think having a dog makes you a better person because it makes you more pure, like a dog."
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"

by RoualWe91 May 28, 2015

Philosophi-cool

An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.

Also written, "philosophicool"

Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."

Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."

by Falcornia October 10, 2011

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Philosophilogical

When something is so amazing or utterly unbelievable or even smarter than usual

"Damn Billy, that's some philosophilogical shit right there bro!"

by GingerJesusTank September 8, 2023

philosophy

The art of self-confusion.

Reductionism, nihilism, and existentialism are nuclear-options in philosophical discussions that exist barely beneath the surface in any contemplation of deeper issues, and they can be released upon a subject at any time and render it meaningless. Therefore, discussion of philosophy itself carries with it an inherent ridiculousness and pointlessness, as well as constant potential for pseudointellectual overanalysis (such as this).

Philosophy? Meh. That's the only course you'll finish knowing LESS than when you started.

by lordjupiter May 18, 2005

philosophy

A bizarre form of mental aerobic exercise in which one strives towards the essentially divine goal of completely forcing oneself up ones own sphincter using only the power of the mind.

Recently a philosophy grad student from Stamford actually managed to bury all of his head, one arm (to the elbow) and a bit of his other shoulder up his own anus. This unusual incident occured when he was teaching Existentialism to young folk and was designed to demonstrate that a)existence is only perception and b)he had a big anus. Unfortunately he choked before he had managed to extricate himself and thus kinda proved himself wrong on both counts.

by ag February 9, 2005