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PHD

Power-hungry Dick
He's such a PHD who only wants to abuse his authority over the new employees.
by SSoSS May 6, 2021
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PHD

PRETTY HUGE DICKKKK I AINT EVEN IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I GOT MY PHD
My phd killed this girl pussy
by Niggerschool March 21, 2024
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phd

the phd is good
by Yandisa July 21, 2022
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PHD

A PHD Is a pretty huge dick
My new boyfriend has a PHD
by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019
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PhD

Me: Yo, Dawg! I jus' got me my PhD
Dawg: For real, Cuz?!
Me: Yea, man. I got me my Pimpin' Hoes Degree!
by Barry Cares June 28, 2016
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Vanity PhD

A doctoral degree pursued solely for the status conferred by the title of "Dr." and the lifestyle perks associated with living in a desirable location, without any genuine interest in academic achievement or contributing to a field of study. The motivation for obtaining a "vanity PhD" is entirely based on the superficial benefits of holding a doctorate (social prestige and lifestyle) rather than the pursuit of knowledge or a passion for research.
"Did you hear that Catherine got into Columbia University for a PhD in biostatistics? I was surprised considering she wasn't particularly adept at statistics in her undergrad."
"I wouldn't shower her with too much praise, it's nothing but a vanity PhD – she just wants to be known as 'Dr. Caldwell' and explicitly said she didn't want to do her PhD at Penn because 'she couldn't imagine spending her twenties in Philadelphia.'"
"Oh wow, so she's not doing a PhD out of any regard for pursuing the higher truths of academia or for the love of learning. It's all just to fluff up her ego and drink and party in New York City. A vanity PhD if I've ever seen one!"
by maplejordan22 April 14, 2024
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phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024
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