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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.
That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .
by Mr. Hee Hee September 8, 2020
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PhD Blind

The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.
Great work! But don’t bother showing it to Joey, he’s PhD Blind
by SuperBAW January 22, 2021
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PHD

YO dawg i got a PHD trust me cinnamon ain't worth it.
by Jack McDabber February 2, 2017
mugGet the PHDmug.

PHD

Power-hungry Dick
He's such a PHD who only wants to abuse his authority over the new employees.
by SSoSS May 6, 2021
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PHD

PHD
It sometimes stands for "Pay to Have a Doctorate."
He doesn't have a PhD, but a PHD.
by H Linguist July 11, 2024
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PHD

A PHD Is a pretty huge dick
My new boyfriend has a PHD
by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019
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