Depth Perception

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016

armchair perfectionist

A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.

The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"

by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.

I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!

by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011

perfexation

the ultimate complete flawless relaxation of never having to work again

Puerto Rican is one week away from perfexation. His last day is next friday.

by God of the Kitchen December 10, 2012

Perfectinate

Putting off a task because you want to do such a good job,

sorry for the late email response, I tend to perfectinate when I have something heartfelt and thoughtful I want to say,

by Sail2awe December 16, 2018

perceptions purveyor

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.

Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.

by El Morbo April 16, 2007

Perfection

A word one would use to describe something they see without flaws, somewhat of an opinion

Aaron is an image of perfection through my vision(:

by Emi^.^ August 26, 2012