Perv Row

Perv Row is a term that refers to the row of seating typically bordering the dance floor in a strip club. Its usually reserved for your greasy grey tops and overly juiced up frat boys.

If you have to tilt your head back to see the stripper your sitting in perv row. If you can smell the strippers 6 dollar walmart special perfum your sitting in perv row.

by Stephan B. June 17, 2006

Parav

An expression or a phrase to emphasise working like a typical, day-to-day, absolute brown-man. Looks aren't often his/her strong point. Friends are rare.. and cock is often.

'oooo wot a parav'
'o i was doing a parav last night'
'o danggg.... parav'
'PARAAAVVVVV'

lesbian 1 to lesbian 2: 'hey strap on the clayton'
lesbian 2: 'sorry not tonight.. i have a confession... im doing a parav'
lesbian 1: 'o shi'

by Parav June 12, 2008

Perv

Short for pervert, but not typically used in as serious a fashion. Usually used to refer to someone who currently has sexual intentions- for example, someone who is flirting with someone else. May also be used in verb form, to perv on (someone), see below.

Mark thinks that girl in the white shorts is totally bangin', I wouldn't be surprised if he pervs on her. What a perv.

by whitters23 September 20, 2009

Peruvian Murderfat

Fat harvested from tourists by Peruvian jungle gangs to be sold on the black market for cosmetic products. Allegedly goes for 60k a liter.

How do you keep you skin to look so youthful?
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.

by [COD] The Shiv November 20, 2009

Peavage

Male crotch cleavage. When the penis and/or testicles are visibly outlined underneath one's clothing.

That guys peavage turns me on.

by Denise Barragan November 15, 2005

peruvian panflute

This is a fine sexual act where you fart inside of your partner's anus. Then, your partner positions their anus over your mouth and unloads your special surprise directly in your mouth.

Trevor: Man! Angela's breath is horrific! What's the deal?!
Mark: She got herself hooked on Peruvian Panflutes bud...

by jivers4 January 8, 2015

Peruvian meat nugget

A failed attempt at giving someone a Cleveland steamer.

I was trying to give Cindy a nice solid turd on her chest but all that came out were little Peruvian meat nuggets.

by scatophile56 March 26, 2008