Pentecostal

Pentecostals believe in One God and have many standards. There are rumors that it is a "cult". It is not and they do not believe that because a person cuts their hair or wears pants or make up that they will go to hell. They believe everyone who is filled with the Holy Spirit will presumably go to Heaven. Pentecostals welcome anyone and everyone. Also God is the only one who can judge for He has no sins. Only a person with no sin may judge others.

Steve "Pentecostals say that everyone who cuts their hair will go to Hell."
Carol " That is not true!! They believe that only a person who has no sin may judge. If a person if filled with the Holy Spirit then they will go to Heaven."

by Frankie124 December 25, 2010

penile cord

Synonymous with dick, cock, and schlong. Popular in the 4th through 6th grade, before children begin to use the four letter words.

Ms. Smith can pull on my penal cord if she thinks I am going to do my homework.

by C-Note April 24, 2004

Penile Suffocation

1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living

2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to

If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.

by Kaaos January 11, 2005

Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

pantleg

1. a person or thing that lags; lingerer; loiterer.
2. moving, developing, or responding slowly; sluggish; dilatory; backward.

I wish she would hurry up, Lyzia is a pantleg.

by wishful May 10, 2008

pestlem

a person who's usually a pest, but also has the potential to create a problem.

He was a pest all evening, but the more alcohol he drank, the more he became a pestlem

by JOANNA.G August 1, 2018

pengle

To walk in the same manner as a penguin. Like waddling but with more lateral movement and shorter steps, it is a method of movement commonly employed by very fat people.

Noun: Pengling - to pengle.

Man, look at that fat bastard pengle.

by sceneboyskissboys_realboyssleepwiththem January 7, 2008