Peasant Chewing

When someone chews loudly, smacking their tongue and lips around, making noises like pig or a peasant or someone raised in a barn.

Especially sensitive to this are people with misophonia.

That loud peasant chewing is getting on my nerves! Chew with some class!

Peasant Chewing by FeatleJuice December 7, 2025

Peasant Brain

Leftist slang for the irrational survival belief adopted by working-class people under capitalism in which elites and oligarchs are assumed to have earned their power through superior intelligence, evolutionary advancement, or moral worth rather than inheritance, class privilege, or structural advantage.

“Peasant Brain” reframes hierarchy as destiny. It converts concentrated wealth into proof of genius, nepotism into merit, and inherited power into evidence of biological or spiritual superiority. It functions as a psychological coping mechanism: if the ruling class is simply better, then one’s own precarity is natural, not engineered.

A modern update of Franklin D. Roosevelt’s critique of “economic royalists,” the term suggests that today’s oligarchs do not rule by divine right but by the myth of meritocracy—an ideology absorbed and defended by the very people it subordinates.

“Every time he says billionaires must be billionaires because they’re just ‘wired different’ and the rest of us should be grateful for the jobs, that’s pure Peasant Brain talking.”

Peasant Brain by Krackula2Wholesome March 1, 2026

Peasant maxing

The act of becoming a peasant to a maximum degree by eating peasant foods and doing peasant activities for a long period of time

I made potage for supper, I am peasant maxing.

Peasant maxing by Mr. Black M123 March 17, 2026

Console Peasant 

Someone who plays on consoles but does not acknowledge the far superiority of PC gaming, and will not accept valid facts from PC gamers on why PC is better.
KEEP IN MIND: Someone can like console gaming and prefer it more than PC gaming but still knows the superiority of PC gaming. That makes them a console player not a console peasent.

CONSOLE PEASENT: PC sucks console is better than PC in every way.
PC gamer: *States facts on why PC is better*
CONSOLE PEASENT: FUCK YOU U CUNT THE HUMAN EYE CAN'T SEE PAST 1 FPS.
PC gamer: Stop being such a Console Peasant and grow some balls.

Console Peasant by Badboy17 XxX June 14, 2017

Console Peasant 

An uninformed, unenlightened console "gamer" who does not acknowledge the supreme power and affordability of a PC over a console. These heathens not only live in denial, claiming their consoles have hardware superior to a PC, but also shun the ever shining light of lord and savior Gaben. Gaben is love and Gaben is life. Praise his eternal soul, and let him enlighten console peasants around the world.

In the wild, console peasants can be found talking in slanderous ways of the PC and PC gamers, claiming their consoles are more powerful than a PC, and also commonly claiming the human eye can only perceive 30 FPS and not the 60 enjoyed commonly by PC gamers.

The best way to enlighten a peasant is to first tell them of the cheaper price of video games for PC, which can be found on Steam at a fraction of the price paid by console gamers. Then, proceed to tell then about building a PC, tell them of how simple the process is, and how even for the price of a console they can build a superior PC. It is important to direct them then to /r/buildapc on Reddit.

Finally, enlighten them by sending them to /r/PCMasterrace on reddit. From then on they will receive the blessings of Gaben and become a member of the PCMasterrace.

Praise Gaben, he is love and he is life.

"I recently converted to the PCMasterrace after getting tired of hearing "I fuked ur mom" from console peasants on Xbox Live."

"Go forth and enlighten thy console peasants with the holy light of Gaben"

"The only good peasant is a converted peasant."

Console Peasant by Enlightened prophet of Gaben July 13, 2014

Console Peasant 

A person who thinks consoles are superior and are trying to compare its hardware and graphics of a PC. They're commonly are ignorant and refuse to accept any valid points from the opposite side. They also lack hardware knowledge and assume there console is the best in price,exclusives, and hardware.

Console Peasant 1: XBOX IS BETTER THEY HAVE BETTER GRAPHICS GAMES AND GAMES ARE FOR XBOX!

Console Peasant 2: PS4 HAS 1 TERAFLOPS OF GDDR7 RAM WHICH MAKES THAT GRAPHICS AT 4K AND 120 FPS!!!

Somebody who plays PC: Neither of you are correct here (link to a hardware forum or pricing from various platforms)

Console Peasants: STFU FAG! YAH 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS I F*** UR MOM! GO PLAY ON YOUR $5000 PC'S AND UPGRADE EVERY SINGLE GAME! GAMEPLAY OVER GRAPHICS

Console Peasant by ThatNoob July 16, 2014

vevo peasant 

Someone who exclusively listens to VEVO as a source of music

Markimoo: DID YOU HEAR THE NEW EMINEM SONG? NOT AFRAID
LeafyIsHere: KYS VEVO PEASANT

vevo peasant by Screenments May 27, 2016