Paden

A person who never admits that he is the best but doesn't want to lose under no circumstances.
Often knows a fucking lot about playing guitars.

Don't be a paden, everyone knows you are good at guitars.

by Etg b January 14, 2024

Padening

1. The act of performing a hobby on a higher level than the average hobbyist. Typically to an illegal extent.

2. Fast car logic; implied

Person 1: “This is getting problematic, did he go padening at the Lowe’s again?”

Person 2: “Yea. Didn’t you see him with the disassembled forklift on the roof of the Honda?”

by EvilKitty3000 July 12, 2025

Payment Clause

I already told you.

Hym 😑☝️ "Payment Clause: You will pay me a value of X that cannot ever = 0. Meaning you pay whatever I spend, regardless of the cost, in perpetuity. I will allow (and I offered this earlier) you to assign me an accountant to manager my finances. You are barred from doing anything that would constitute 'Un-paying' me. Lawsuits, Taxes, and fees are all exempted by the exemption clause. No restrictions. No conditions."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Payment

That's not how that works.

Hym "I don't care how much you spent, you need to pay me on top of that. How much you spent has not relationship to the payment you owe. You sound like you're lying to a child."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2025

booty payment

To repay someone you owe money to by allowing and accepting that they sodomize you.

I lost a bet to a fellow prisoners, but I was broke, so now I pay him back with small booty payments.

by togetraf March 15, 2016

mike paden

The single best Beam streamer in all of Beam

Did you see MPW last night? Mike Paden did AMAZING on the card.

by THEsd23 April 24, 2017

testimony payments

Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".

A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.

by QuacksO December 25, 2018