Patty Mills

To turn into Michael Jordan during an international tournament eg. FIBA World Cup, Olympics

Wow Ricky Rubio FIBA World cup MVP he has done Patty Mills

by Patty Mills #1 Fan September 16, 2019

Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.

Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.

by Aaron Kunkel December 9, 2008

Patty Jane

A fictional character whose house you tell you parents your going to, when you’re actually going to have sex with a boy.

“Hey mom i’m going to patty jane’s”
“Yeah, i told my dumb mom i was going to patty jane’s house”

by UngaUnga December 4, 2020

Patty K

Typically cool people, pulls a ton of girls. Likes monkey games, and is an avid VR chad. If you need a friend, a Patty K is a good place to start. Patty K’s care for you, look out for you, and if you’re sad, will be there for you to vent to and to get comfort. If you need a good friend but don’t know where to start, look for a Patty K.

Hey, that guy over there is a real Patty K, he’d make a good friend

by TerraCoreCool1234 April 16, 2022

jizz patty

1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.

2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.

3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.

plural: jizz patties

Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."

Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.

Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.

by The Biz 69 June 26, 2008

Pattie Boyd

Only the most beautiful sixties model, muse of George Harrison and Eric Clapton, had two of the greatest love songs of our time written about her "Something";"Layla" and overall sweetheart.

Dammit. Why can't we all be so lucky?

Pattie Boyd is the ultimate muse of the sixties.

by Exhibit A August 20, 2008

chest patties

The droopy sacklike formations found on a womans chest otherwise known as tits.

Hey sweetcheeks, nice chest patties!

by Max. L January 19, 2008