patriotism

having pride in your country's leaders and not questioning every decision that they make like liberal bastards

Flying your flag high is true patriotism.

by the real patriot January 28, 2009

Patriot

A guy who is willing to hook up with scuds. I.E. A shortened version of patriot missle

Matty hooks up with so many scuds he is like a patriot missle.

by GT December 16, 2004

The Patriot

a sexual action that requires a horse. While doing a girl up the butt you slap her across the back so that red and white stripes appear. Then you beat her left shoulder until it is black and blue. When you both are done you rip her backskin off, jump on your horse and ride away victorious waving your makeshift american flag.

Man, my friend actually tried the patriot on his girlfriend last night and the bitch ended up in the hospital.

by Sean Glennon November 14, 2007

patriot

Naked, full nudity

During my shower I am patriot.

by wouldntyoulikeotknow May 1, 2003

Patriot

Some one who has the Canadian flag on key that is in their possession.

I am a patriot because I found this canadian flag key at my house.

by TheMarchingHammerOfTheGods July 5, 2012

The Patriot

Whilst reciving a blowjob, the woman (or man) giving the head must be holding a pair of sparklers. Preferably out to the side as to keep sparks from burning the reciver. Note: only relevant on the 4th of july.

Man she burned my leg while giving me the patriot the other day..stupid short arms.

by Sev711 July 6, 2011

Patriot Act

The Needle And Thread For The Next Iron Curtain

Wow Only ONE PERSON In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 18, 2008