Patrick is a sexy and fit alpha male man likes anyone with the name "mia". He thinks he is tall when in reality he barely scrapes the 5ft margin. He is very friendly and likes to play games. He is a pro e-sports athlete and always fails no nut november. He currently goes out with Orla quin and sends pictures of her tits to everyone. He is also built dif.
by Eamonn fatphobic cunt November 9, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is a hands down sexy beast and most of the time has a 7 to 8 inch cock. A Lot of the time is a amazing love mate and can fuck your brains out. Patrick can be an amazing guy to start and life/love life with. He trys to date people with the names Sara or shaelyn but thay dont want to admit that thay will fall for im.
by PatrickIsNotGay March 22, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by WALETHEGAY March 31, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. A boy who is a dickhead, he lets his pride get the best of him. Often describes himself as retarded. You will fall in love with him but be careful cause he will break your heart without hesitation.
by You_broke_me August 13, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.
(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.
(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.
(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice
(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.
ONE WEEK L8R
(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!
(G1) told ya!
(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.
(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice
(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.
ONE WEEK L8R
(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!
(G1) told ya!
by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. 
by Tylersmith949 May 23, 2018
Get the Patrickmug.