Patierno

A small hobbit like human with oversized gentalia. Ball circumference equal to a coca cola can. Penis size averaging a household fire extinguisher. Patierno's have a keen sense of finding good girls and dating them. Later they find out that everyone of these girls is a pornstar. Patierno's are incredibly skilled in the art of longboarding. They are all around superhumans. When you meet one always thank them for their role in lord of the rings.

Girlscout: You're soo cute and small!
Patierno: Thanks you're soo sweet!
Girlscout:*blushes*
Patierno:*pulls out anaconda penis*
Girlscout: Holy shit you're a Patierno!
Patierno: Why yes, yes I am.
Girlscout: FUCK ME!
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by The Desciple January 27, 2013

pathogen

A pathogen is an organizm , a virus, or a protein that causes disease

There is a pathogen in my body that is causing me to have the flu.

Don't worry your immune system will take care of that

by I'm da bomb bihh September 20, 2016

Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.

"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

pacione

A young girl who wants to be loved . She is very nice and beautiful. People talk bad about her but she doesn't let it bother her

booty sweet pacione

by youngpeople May 6, 2014

Patholitical Liar

Saying or doing anything to further your political career esp. When there's no truth involved.

Hillary is such a patholitical liar, she told us for a year there was nothing classified or wrong with her emails on her private server, the FBI investigation showed that this was false.

by Big R001 July 12, 2016

pariolino

A rich-ass spoiled kid that thinks he's the center of the universe, he's the kid you hate but the one you still want to be friends with because he has a lot of money

Man 1: bro, the new iphone just came out
Man 2: jeah, Johnny already bought it
Man 1: I know, he's such a pariolino...

by Fragno119 May 25, 2017

Hook Patient Deluxe

A being known as an ashley archer

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!

by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010