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Pathetic Emetic

A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.

This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?

Dave: Hell yeah man.

Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?

Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!

Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA

**They high five**
by FattUnit May 25, 2011
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psycho pathetic

A phrase used by most people to describe someone who just sucks at being a psycho... in other words some one who makes a lame attempt at being crazy...
"Andi, thats just such a psycho pathetic attempt"
by az242526 April 17, 2010
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I-pothetically

I-pothetically: a thinky veiled confession in which a person continually replaces their acts of wrong doing with the phrase "Hypothetically"

This is usually because guit is starting to take its toll
OK lets say i-pothetically some one did sleep with some i-pothetical bimbo.
It doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!"
That is an I-POTHETICAL confession if I ever heard one

Or as a line from a cop show?

"If a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?"

"You are a cold blooded I-POTHETICAL killer, Junior!"
by bkmdano December 12, 2009
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pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic
wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
by candy sanchez December 9, 2008
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patheticust

1) The act of being most pathetic. 2) A person whom cannot control the lies that spew from their mouth.
We couldn't help but call him patheticust due to the grossly exaggerated stories he was telling.
by wife of geddermoist October 13, 2011
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Pathetic

A girl that gets treated like shit in a relationship usually where the girl gets cheated on with her sister. But the girl does nothing about it
That girl is being very pathetic with her relationship whil she gets treated like shit.
by fsffa September 11, 2016
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Parathetical

They were having a parathetical conversation about the spirit of the beast
by Beast7170 February 9, 2017
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