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tasty pasty

when you antique your taint with flour, then you do some activity to get the flour "pasty" with sweat. Then you scrape off the flour and throw it in someones face.
I gave my buddy Jesse a tasty Pasty
by Eric and Jesse March 12, 2008
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Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.
"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"
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pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.
Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint
by Fredsix October 25, 2017
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pasty pic

Grace! I appreciate the pasty pic you sent last night. I hope Jamie isn't offered...after all I didn't see any nipples.
by Yahn Galinovsky April 11, 2021
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Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.
What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!
by pastylover March 16, 2015
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Cornish pasty

"You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."
by ofln_ May 19, 2020
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pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.
"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"
by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017
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