pandemic pete

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.
by ImpalaPhil December 04, 2020
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Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
by GoatStatusD January 14, 2021
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pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities
Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?
by John da dude February 17, 2023
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Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.
Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.
by Shankss9 August 02, 2020
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Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
by Jandice411 October 25, 2022
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Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.
God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!
by September 06, 2023
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pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.
Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.
by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020
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