panda

cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo

i gave that girl a panda last night!

by bobbybamboo October 4, 2009

Pandas

another word for weed.

Guy 1: "Hey dude are you high?"

Guy 1: "Yeah man I'm on pandas!"

by dpanda January 1, 2012

panda

Vicious eye ripping out freak that masquerades as a fun loving black and white bundle of love

Aaaah the flippin' panda just ripped out ma good glass eye

by Antwan April 22, 2005

Pandas

Cute and fluffy and kind beautiful fun athletic energetic confident and (black and white )

Pandas are awesome

by Jim Gonzalez November 28, 2016

panda

someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy

he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.

by out getting milk August 27, 2023

panda

A woman who is slightly overweight but still very attractive.

That waitress has just the right amount of cushioning, she is such a panda.

by My00t8 April 10, 2007

panda

a great Godzilla like being that will take over the world.

omg look at the panda!

by steeeveee April 6, 2005