Programmer Palsy

The semi-permanent paralysis of the arms, hands and wrists evident in computer programmers who eschew use of the mouse in favor of short cut key combinations. The condition is recognizable by the frozen position of one's arms bent inwards, wrists bent outwards and fingers snarled into a useless tangle of digits.

Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.

Bob: What is the matter with that dude?!

Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.

Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.

by Aaron the Architect March 28, 2013

Ur pappy trappy

The next level after ur granny tranny (NOTE: this is not the worst insult yet)

George: Ur granny tranny
Bill: Don't make me say it
George: DO IT!
Bill: NEVER!!
George: DO IT U FUCKIN PUSSY!!!1!
Bill: Ur pappy trappy
*Bill gets wiped out from existence, the earth splits in two, a supermassive black hole replaces the sun*

by IAmSufferingEndMe March 16, 2018

Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day

Celebrated every June 16th. Used to reject the idea that Papyrus from Undertale is too innocent to say “fuck” and is easily corrupted. Papyrus is drawn/written doing things like arson, gambling, or, as is the namesake, saying fuck.

Person 1: Why are you drawing Papyrus robbing a bank and swearing?
Person 2: It’s Let Papyrus Say Fuck day!

by TumblrUser1800 June 16, 2023

the palpatine

Mounting a shock collar on a female partner and shocking her whilst stimulating her anus. The male partner also has to shout "It's treason then!" For effect.

Person: yeah I did the palpatine on my girlfriend yesterday
Person 2 : that's so shocking

by Clappedcunt69 December 21, 2018

pappy

- n. - a father or grandfather, or old folk in general

Homie 1: Hey, wanna meet me in da alley and garden some Mary Jane?
Homie 2: Aw schnap, I gotta visit mah pappy! Maybe some other day...
Homie 1: Dayums, me too...I hate mah papps but I gotta score some watson from dat biatch...catcha Tuesday.
Homie 2: Yah-yah! Buhbye

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

palpus

(adj)someone or something that is amazing, a word used when no other word(s) can describe it
(n)someone who too epic for words

8 girls in 1 night, damn, that guy is palpus.

by palpus man 1337 March 26, 2010