Bethan palmer

Bethan Palmer;usually a welsh female who lives in a valley
Blonde and brown eyes.Very flirty but a great friend.Would make a good agony aunt or a police woman.Prefers to be in a group rather than alone.Fancies someone new all the time and finds it hard to keep relationships going for longer than a month.Attracted to gingers and blondes.Usually very skinny.God sense of humour!

Bethan palmer's are usually fairly short and complain about they're height a lot. A courageous girl who is loud,confident and quite selfish!
Pretty and attract boys easily.Loves the attention of anyone who is attracted to it.Can be fairly bitchy at times but only when being defensive about herself or her friends.Bethan palmer's usually have a tall best friend and strongly believes that boys are easier to get along with than girls.

Likely to have a complicated family life and get along better with the father and doesn't have much contact with the mother but unlikely to wish her dead.

"Will you come with me to the toilet"
-"no im talking to the boys"
"thats so Bethan Palmer like!

by bethanss rooocckk October 2, 2011

The Palmer Method

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.

I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method

by Mackus December 6, 2022

Arnold Palmer

A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.

Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!

by J3 May 7, 2005

arnold palmer

The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.

"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.

by Ricardo Sanchez Esq. July 22, 2006

Ryan Palmer

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Don’t be a Ryan Palmer

by Science_Master October 2, 2019

Stuart-Palmer

He is a man with the brains of a chimp!!

look he is a stuart-palmer

by stuart palmer December 1, 2009

The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".

The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"

by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010