Padookie

A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.

Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!

by ze_penguin June 14, 2009

padmoon

The Harry Potter slash ship of Remus Lupin/Sirius Black. Comes from their nicknames, Padfoot and Moony. Also sometimes referred to as "wolfstar".

I am a steadfast padmoon shipper.

by Bessyboo February 7, 2006

padez

South African Portuguese slang word for bone head / Afrikaner in derogatory terminology

Check the dude, he's a fuckin' padez

by Trippy Grape April 2, 2007

Stephen Paddock

Stephen Paddock, 64, who shoot up the Route 91 Harvest festival from his hotel.

Derrick: Where is that gunshot coming from?
Roger: It is coming from the Mandalay Bay hotel
Derrick: It that Stephen Paddock

by BillJensen1 December 30, 2020

Pado

The way of describing a person you deeply hate

Hey what’s up you Pado.

by Andrew Pado October 20, 2018

padoodle

last person to say it has to take off an article of clothing

lets play padoodle!!!

by king lee of cinci July 15, 2010

paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.

"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"

by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009