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Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.
The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.
by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009
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Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.
- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!
by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012
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Liberal A.K.A Antiwar protester

Someone who recognizes that the current Neo-Conservative trend of the use of force for political and economic gain denigrates the sacrifices made by those who died in legitimate conflicts where the freedoms of the US were actually threatened by an outside entity. Many so called 'Liberals A.K.A Antiwar protesters' are former soldiers who have seen the evils perpetrated by the use of the military and the devastation delivered upon innocent populations by the destruciton of their infrastructures in campaigns of 'shock and awe'ordered by draft dodging pieces of crap sitting in comfortable offices in Washington.
People who are considered by the ignorant 51% of Americans who voted for Bush to be 'Liberals A.K.A Antiwar protesters' are an invaluable voice of equality, tolerance, and peace in an overly bellicose society of obese morons who have lost sight of what America should be and bought into the mindless rhetoric of George W. Bush.

I am a Liberal A.K.A Antiwar protester because I understand the issues and am enraged at the license the American people have given to the Military Industrial Complex to wage wars at will.
by vet-against-neocons May 4, 2005
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antiwar protester

1) someone who expresses dissent about a war, or the way the war is being fought, or the false pretenses used to justify the war, or anything about that war they dont like or are against.
in the case of Iraq, this would include people all over the world who did not like Saddam Hussein, but disagree with the principle of preemptive war. establishing the principle of preemptive war abandons international law- meaning any country can invade and attack any other country they claim is a 'gathering threat' -not even an 'imminent threat' according to their intelligence agencies.
preemptive war is the same logic that terrorists the world over use to justify their actions.
Damn, that antiwar protester has some cajones to be out there in the street demonstrating when theres all those cops in riot gear with tear gas grenades, guns and batons.
by Rockabilly Hustler March 30, 2004
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Protective Cup

A protective cup is an almost triangular piece of equiptment that boys wear over their balls to protect them. They are sometimes used in bondage for girls (or gay guys) to feel and stuff.
I was the target of an attack of these assholes in gym class. He took off his protective cup, gave me a stinkface and then made me wear his protective cup over my face. He taped it there and then he spanked me. The cup was over my mouth so i couldnt scream.
by Brown Nose Biatch May 17, 2007
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Use protection!

A phrase friends shout at (A.) someone and their significant other or (B.) two people who belong together, usually really loudly and in an exceptionally embarrassing manner, reminding them to use condoms when they have sex (which is inevitable, or at least in the eyes of the person shouting it).
A.) When my boyfriend and I left together our friends shouted, "Use protection!" loud enough for anyone in a five mile radius to hear.

B.) When me and my best friend of the opposite sex left the party half the room screeched, "Use protection!"
by Light Up Socks January 15, 2011
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