by BAhh98 September 11, 2006
Get the poon pounding mug.When you Spread a girl/man butt cheeks therfore revealing her butt hole, Then dribbling some piss inside the BOWL that is her ass hole, It looks like a puddle, then you take the head of your penis and smack the puddle as a little kid would jump in a puddle.
by Andrew Stark November 15, 2006
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by Chris Mihm Groupie February 5, 2008
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Get the ass pounding mug.(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
by Buzkill625 March 19, 2017
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Get the Hard-pounding mug.The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
by OchoShinka July 12, 2010
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