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Plant fine

When working in a industrial environment. Usually a female who on the job might be fuckable , but outside the job would not stand a chance.
That's new scaffold builder is plant fine

Yea I'll hit it, that bitch is plant fine
by BossMFMK November 17, 2010
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plant pot

"You're a plant pot!" - Said by Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher to Chris Martin at the Q Awards.
by BubbleyBubbles February 17, 2006
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Plant Murderer

A person who has a long history of accidentally killing plants.
That Plant Murderer sure has a brown thumb.

I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!
by Lacey4962 November 5, 2011
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Plantis

A colossal sized bowl of explosive diarrhea. Usually, a plantis exits the anal cavity at a minimum of 367 Miles per Hour (590 Kilometers Per Hour). Plantis' are very common but if not done right can cause damage and ruptures to your anus. All plantis' also carry a dangerously high level of radiation but can be easily treated. Spotting a plantis is extremely easy and if you do ever have one you'll know you'll have one, if so please contact emergency services or talk to your doctor for further treatment.

The word Plantis' first recorded use was in 2001 in Iraq during the War On Terror by a United States Navy Seal.
Mom I need to take a fucking plantis open the door!
by tec9chapow June 17, 2019
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involuntary plantslaughter

1.The unintentional killing of a plant, tree, flower, grass et al as a result of an omission or failure to perform an act when there is a duty to do so. 2.The killing of a plant without malice or premeditation. Not to be confused with herbicide.
Upon return from her vacation, Lauren was horrified to find that her cube foliage had become victims of involuntary plantslaughter while under the care of her Bestie.

Oh shit i forgot to water Dad's lawn when he was visiting Aunt Mary!!!! I will def be accused of involuntary plantslaughter.
by vikster2 April 15, 2011
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Being a Plant

Acting like a plant. Used to describe behavior in the classroom or workplace where one does not participate in any way, but instead just sits there, soaking up information.
My math class is easy as long as I pay attention during lecture. All this week I have done nothing but being a plant, soaking up my teacher's rays of enlightenment.
by Xloud February 14, 2008
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plante

An indigenous, hardworking people that originate from the tundra-area in very very VERY upstate NY. Borderline Canada. They populate a house nearby a res, and are sometimes referred to as "white people from land across water." can be found at the local high school, coaching/working in the library/substitute teaching. the females are very much like bulldogs; they are loyal until you turn on them, whence they will strike. the men are jerks; they play and coach hockey and are obsessed with weight. the alpha female travels back and forth from long island to care for the elders. The junior female attends russell sage college and rarely attends class...especially chemistry.
that plante girl is crazy. she wore a grill in the dance ensemble show.
by emilysaurus rex April 20, 2007
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