Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 11, 2022

Pregnancy pistol

“Pregnancy pistol” is the long term word for “pp”

Julia: “what does pp even stand for?”

Me: “oh! You mean pregnancy pistol?!”

Julia: “shoot me”

by Sary gakaj February 19, 2022

Pistol Poppin'

Pistol poppin' is what you do when your in the hood and some comes runnin' up you.

I be pistol poppin' all day

by Pistol poppin' December 18, 2015

Golden Pistol

A golden pistol is when two dudes hold hands to make a gun shape with the rude fingure and index fingure pointing out, they then fingure a chick with there hands still in the shape of the gun making it a golden pistol!

oi dude theres that chick we golden pistoled last night at the party?

by Hazzi Bear November 27, 2010

the sex pistols

1 : another term for 'inspiring'
2 : the best fucking band that ever walked on this polluted up piece of shit that we call Earth

how very pistoling

by joe vicious March 02, 2004

Pistol Dick

referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.

Antonym- Whiskey Dick.

1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.

2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.

by RonKirkPants November 21, 2009

Pistole Grip

The Pistole Grip is the hand position used by a TSA employee when performing a gate rape.

My groper had a weak Pistole Grip during my last gate rape.

by Caradoc February 23, 2011