Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}

by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022

tuna pinata

you take a leather sack with a hole in the bottom and hang it from a tree in your backyard. then you climb into the sack after coating your balls in tuna oil. once you're in the sack and your nuts are hanging through the hole, a cage full of angry, hungry cats are let loose in the yard and they rip your balls to shreds.

"Have you seen Drew today?" "No, not since the tuna pinata, he's been in the hospital recovering."

by stephen floyd January 10, 2008

pinackleh

Pinacklehs is a term used to describe cannibalistic pineapple-monkeys. Most prominently found in the caribbean. However, the term was first used and assumingly derived from the Dancing Lawn (a Forum for Narnia Fans). There really is no such thing as a creature that is a pineabble-monkey.
Pronounced: Pin-ak-le or Pin-ak-lay.

Oh no, the pinacklehs have got me.

by Sofey August 29, 2006

Pinache

«Pinache» is the basic monetary unit of the sex industry and the in the sex activities. Nobody really knows its worth, but everybody knows the consequences of using the «pinache».

«He is doing it for the pinaches.»

«How much «pinaches» for a rim job?»

by Ariannesugar September 29, 2021

Viva Pinata

An Xbox 360 game that although caters to people of all ages, it is a game of dramatically lighter atmosphere than popular shooters like Halo 3, Call of Duty: World at War, and others. This makes it a prime subject of what a worthless noob you have on your team in one of those games should be playing instead.

Hey Irish Joker, why don't you go play Viva Pinata! 4 and 20, and using god damn Martyrdom! (True story; friend of mine who played with someone on his team who had 4 kills and 20 deaths in Hardcore Team Deathmatch (where friendly fire is on and the Martyrdom perk in case you don't know drops a live grenade when you are killed)).

by An Excommunicated Elf April 27, 2009

Pinacolostada

A tasty cocktail comprised of coconut nectar combined with the contents of an alcoholics colostomy bag. Best served cold on a hot summers day. In some neo-modern cultures, it is used as a chaser for a shot of fresh or heated mung.

Low on cash and in a drunken stupor, the sickly pair pooled their change for a can of coconut juice and two long straws, poured it into the senators bag, and let the Pinacolostada carry them through another session of fucking the country.

by Sikfukudai March 5, 2011

Mexican pinata emblem

A mexican emblem is a poorly made emblem in Call of Duty: Black Ops. It is usually an attempt at Homer Simpson, one of the many South Park children, Spongebob, or a Sesame Street character. Usually consists of over sized eyes and signs of laziness. They resemble a cheap pinata from Wal-Mart or Food Town.

Oh yeah that's such a mexican pinata emblem.

by TwoEight0ne April 18, 2011